Robert Tinajero
received his MFA from the University of Houston in 2004 and is currently working on his PhD in Rhetoric and Composition at UT-El Paso.  You can visit his website at www.blueletters.com. He was told to make this biography humorous but is having trouble doing so at this time.  Robert thinks he is funny some of the time, but not all the time, especially when being funny isn’t going to be deemed appropriate.  He imagines that most of the poems in this collection will only be funny to people with MFAs, and possibly to people who spend at least thirty-nine percent of their time in coffee houses and/or Barnes and Noble.  He hopes his poem makes at least ten people laugh, or at least chuckle.  He apologizes for the serious ending to his poem.

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buying a book of poetry

Robert Tinajero

        front cover—full of flavor   back cover—full of praise
        table of contents—full of oysters
        like
        “Autumn Leaf”             
        “Ode to Rugs”                         
        “On Becoming Humanity”
        “Blue Sonnet for a Renaissance Moon”
        “The Yellow Pickle”
        and the obligatory
        “Gazing at Monet’s Water Lilies (The Clouds) from 1903”
                          
        flipping pages……unpacking oysters

        “…if sunsets weep
        let my soul be drenched…”

        interesting……(flip the page)

        “…my eyes put on dancing shoes
        and perched themselves in a
        warm mailbox…”

        interesting……(flip the page)

        “…and Icarus sleeps torpid
        in un-winged Byzantine clouds…”

        i need to read more…...(flip the page)

        “…my mind’s eye felt the sharpened sickle
        and I realized my life was like the yellow pickle…”

        what?..........(flip the page)

        “perhaps in a world swimming
        in color
        in shades
        in Monet
        you can love me
        but my world searches
        for a canvas brushed
        by hands, tears
        and simple things”

        …….(flip the page)

        “…what is life without words
        and words without friends
        and with the two
        what heart won’t mend?”

        pretty good…….(flip the page)

        (flip)..(flip)…(fliiiiiiiip)…..

        notes…..

        index….

        and it is now

        that i realize
        the best pages of the book
        are the blank ones

        for their emptiness
        for their possibility

        for their grace